CURRENT ROSTER
LEFT4COOKIE
The Klit Master, The Diamond Daddy. He's the founding father and CEO, CFO, CKO(Chief KLIT Officer) of Klitical HIT. Only has fun when we are winning, so has fun 28% of the time.
ALIASES
JOHN (HAVE U) CENA KLIT?
KLIT CENA
LEFT4KLIT
KLIT COOKIE
YOKSAR
The Klit Knight. A Reliable Plat Prince. If he is playing, Klitical Hit is winning. The only player with an in-game brain 🧠.
ALIASES
DAS KLITTEN SNAIL TRAIL
NIELS GLITTER KLITTER
PEOPLES KLITORY
BRAD KLIT
KLITSAR PRIME
MIRKO
The Klit Duke, and The German Gold General and Mr Big Klit Planner. Rules with an Iron Fist like Otto von Bismarck. Watch out for his ODIN.
ALIASES
ADOLF KLITLER
KLITSCHKO
KLITMIRCOCK
FEBELICIOUS
The Klit Princess and The Silver Snickerer. Giggles like a baby (SHE IS ONE). The Duelist Prodigy, watch out for her Raze 🫢. Disowned by sarazzle.
ALIASES
FEBEUS MINORS KLITTICUS
FEBE HABIBI
GINGERSOPP
The Klit Baroness. She's The Plat Predator and Ginger Gladiatrix. Clearly the most gingerest of KLITers. Jorks any chance she gets.
ALIASES
GINGER HAIR KLIT
KLITTY WEASLEY
AMINA KLITTAMINA
SPRITE
The Klit Lord. The Diamond Domniator Tea Terror Klit. A Big Weeb at heart, he will do anime level Klitorics with his Raze. KLIT OUT
ALIASES
7UP KLIT
WAITER WAITER THERE IS A KLIT IN MY SPRITE
KARNZ
The KLIT Count. Gold Gangster and Deaf Diddler. Being partly deaf, he's still the one that complains the most about yapping KEK Utterly underranked.
ALIASES
KARNZY KLIT
KARNZ THE KLITMAN
KARNZ THE KLIT
INACTIVE ROSTER
SARAZZLE
The Klit Queen, The Plat Popper (see clips) and overall Designer, Artist and the origin of the name of Klitical Hit. Says the most insane things 🙉. Currently disowning febelicious.
ALIASES
KLITRAZZLE
THE KLIT'IFIER
SARIZZLE THE KLIT SIZZLER
LOLA LUFTNAGLE
The Klit Empress. A sometimes Bronze Baddie and Silver Sprinkle. The backbone of KLIT in their first venture in Pro Valorant. No one is ever unhappy when she's playing 🥹.
ALIASES
KLITCILLA
KLITCILLE
CORE CLIT
NR1 KLIT
NR1 KLIT-CONTRIBUTOR
BADONKADONK
The Klit Scribe. The Shrieveled Silver Smallbrain of Klitical Hit. The self-proclaimed coach, but actually has no idea what he is doing.
ALIASES
MARTIN KLITHER KING
BACKBONE KLIT
BADONKLIT
BADONK THIS KLIT
PROSPECTS
AURORABN
A promising gold Klit. A Flexible KLIT, who can play any role. Gambler at heart, will gamble money and on taking the peek. Time commitment may be an issue, as she's out drinking at work events like every other day.
ALIASES
AURORA KLITIALIS
AURORA BOREAKLIT
AURORA BOREAKLITTALIS
HANNAH MONTANA
A chaotic Bronze Klit, who has a Love Story with Sage. Be aware of putting her on Duelist and Jett as she can end up staring into Blank Space. A worry can be that she's obsessed with Taylor Swift. AND SHE REFUSES TO SHAKE IT OFF.
ALIASES
HANNA MOAN-TANA
THE BEST OF BOTH KLITS
MILE-KLIT CYRUS
KLIT STAR
