Welcome

... to KLIT ESPORTS second team building exercise! In this piece we give you a peek into our golf outing and possily a new scientifc discovery.

But first, some house keeping. We've had to lay low the recent weeks due to an ongoing INVESTIGATION 🫣 into the organisation after the last news article we posted. We will win the court case EAASY. Those talentless fucks got no clue about where we stashed the evidence. Anyways, have ya'll ever heard a wheezing seal? 🦭

WHO TF PUTS A GOLF COURSE IN THE ARCTIC

In an effort to sway the Greenlanders, Fuhrer Pres Trump seems to have gotten a new golf course in the Arctic 🧊. As one of the most forward leaning professional Valorant Premier teams, we couldn't stand up the chance to book a get away for what is sureliest the most biggest and bestest golf course. This of (golf) course would give the team a morale boost and a great standing in the new senile regime, possibly securing the spot as the first authoritarian backed VCT team (SUCK IT FALCONS ❌🦩).

Anyways, we were going golf balls deep in put holes,when we could hear what can be only described as a REPO Mutant Seal. So take a listen to this...

New scientifc discovery biiitches

Like what the fudge is that soooooound! It sounds like if a seal was a pug (the dog). It sounds like it is almost choking.

Left4Cookie will be credited with the scientific discovery of what he has dubbed Sealicus Kliticus Aminus.

P.S. The creature was attempted killed and brought back as a souvenir, but it escaped to continue it's insane wailing.